Hello again! Thanks for stopping by for another episode of WEAR ALL THE LIPSTICK!

Unlike previous installments of WATL, this particular round has no rhyme or reason to it. It’s chaos I tell you! Pinks! Orange! All the colors! Absolute bedlam! I’m not sure why I’m feeling so overly dramatic all of a sudden but there you have it. Let’s just move on and pretend this never happened.

swatches on the left are a single swipe and swatches on the right are built up to maximum opacity. I didn’t do two swatches of Bachelorette because it seemed silly.

swatches built to full opacity

single swipe of product

Kat Von D Everlasting Liquid Lipstick – Bachelorette

EYES: UDAAPP, Shiro “Canine Help You?” – highlight and base, Detrivore “Autopsy” – transition, Detrivore “Everything Dies” – lid, Cover Girl Queen eyeliner “Cabernet” – upper lash line, UD “Zero” – tightline, Jordana Best Lash Extreme mascara. FACE: L’oreal Magic Lumi Concealer, Diorskin Nude powder (discontinued), elf Tone Correcting Powder “Cool”, NARS “Laguna”, MAC “Melba”, Hard Candy bronzer “Tiki” as highlight

Wear Time: This will wear all day. I usually remove it before I eat lunch but it still looks great at that point.

Comfort: You can definitely feel that there is something present on your lips but it isn’t terrible. Definitely not moisturizing at all.

Scent: There’s a faint chemical scent when you first apply this product but it isn’t strong and it fades quickly.

I have two of the KVD Everlasting Lipstick (the other is Lolita) and this one is a tad more comfortable than Lolita. I love this shade though, it’s the perfect balance between red and pink and the formula on this lipstick is just perfect. I highly recommend it.

MAC – Crosswires

EYES: UDAAPP, Wet n’ Wild “Brulee” – base, highlight and blending, Morphe E63 & E62 – transition, E14 & E64 – outer V, E4 inner corner, Shiro “Canine Help You?” – lid, UD “Demolition” – tightline and waterline, Jordana mascara, Milani Brow Tint Pen “Natural Taupe”. FACE: Dior powder, elf Tone Correcting powder, NARS Laguna, MAC “Melba”, Hard Candy “Tiki”

Wear Time: Perfect for about an hour then it starts to fade a bit. It doesn’t really need to be touched up for a couple of hours though. It does tend to cling a bit to dry patches.

Comfort: Very comfortable, feels mostly like a thick balm.

Scent: Vanilla.

Crosswires is a Cremesheen formula.

This is a nice lipstick. For some reason I always expect it to be much brighter than it really is so I seldom reach for it. But it is a pretty shade and it wears really well.

Maybelline Color Sensational Creamy Matte Lipstick – Divine Wine

EYES: ProFusion Nude palette with WnW “Brulee” to blend, Jordana mascara, Nuance Brow Powder. FACE: Dior and elf powder, MAC “Melba”, HC “Tiki” NARS “Laguna”. I’m not a creature of habit at all.

Wear Time:  Around an hour then it starts doing that weird ring around the outer part of the lips thing.

Comfort: Very comfortable for a matte lipstick. This has a high silicone content to it feels smooth and light on the lips.

Scent: Normal weird Maybelline scent.

I along with the rest of the lipstick wearing world, quite like the Maybelline matte lipstick formula.

Milani Color Statement Moisture Matte Lipstick – Matte Flirty

EYES: UDAAPP, Morphe: E71 – outer corner, E16 – transition, E75 – blanding and the center lid. Shiro “You Know Nothing” – lid shade, Jordana mascara. FACE: L’oreal Magic Lumi Concealer, Dior and elf powder, MAC “Melba”, Hard Candy “Tiki”.

Wear Time: I don’t actually know. I wrote in my notes “horrible – patchy – must remove!” and I did. Because it looked awful.

Comfort: It doesn’t feel bad on, fairly lightweight, not drying.

Scent: Vanilla.

This is just awful and I’m throwing it away. The color is nice but even on exfoliated lips it is patchy and clingy and I just can’t make this look decent. I have too much texture to my lips to fool with this nonsense.

MAC – Giddy

Aaaand….I forgot to write down what I wore on the rest of my face.

Wear Time: I get between 30-45 minutes of wear with this shade.

Comfort: Very light and balmy

Scent: Vanilla

Giddy is a lustre finish.

This is my favorite pink lipstick. It’s one of the few shades of pink that I can pull off without looking completely mental.

Urban Decay Revolution Lipstick – Rapture

EYES: UDAAPP. Detrivore “Autopsy” – base and lid shade, MAC “Uninterupted” – transition, Aromaleigh “Byblis” – outer V, Covergirl Queen eyeliner “Gilt” – upper lash line, Jordana mascara, Nuance brow powder. FACE: The same in every other one of these photos. I may need to try a new blush or something.

Wear Time: Around 2 hours

Comfort: Incredibly comfortable. This really is a lovely formula. This lipstick feels super smooth and conditioning.

Scent: None.

I adore this formula, it’s fantastic. It wears well, doesn’t really bleed, feels nice on the lips, I have no complaints.

So tell me what you’ve been wearing! Have you tried any absolutely unbearable lip products lately? Found any new favorites?